Punch Punch
_{We can't tell you exactly what is in it on any given day - just a mixture of fruits and liquors that Desi has unceremoniously ripped apart and mashed together in a bowl before poured in a cup. Very pulpy and chewable!}


Mezcal Sunrise
_{When Desi made it to Urqopacha, she may have drank herself into a haze for the first couple days. A mixture of their strongest Mezcal with some cherry and citrus splashed in - you know, a breakfast replacement!}



White Garlean
_{A mixture of liquor, cream, and coffee as white as the snows of Garlemald. The Empire abides.}




Crimson Cider
_{A mixture of Sinnria's stiff homebrew and spiced rum from the seas. Rated one set of clawmarks in the tub out of ten.}

Wine
_{Fermented grapes. Strained in a cup. Two colors! Red or not red! Neither of the two are aficionados in the department of wine - it's all grapes to them. Asking Noelle her opinion will trigger trauma.}


Bourbon
_{How Desi travels around the entire width and breadth of the known world and manages to come back with crates upon crates of various bottles of bourbon without seeming to spend a single Gil, Sinnria will never know. You never know where or when the bottle is from! Good luck!}


Scotch
_{Remember those crates of bottles? Well sometimes Sinnria finds a bottle with such storied history she's sure Desi went through time to get it. Will makes you as illiterate as Kaladin. The pour is whatever is open.}


Anything Else
_{Everything from the crates, that doesn't end up in Desi and Sinnria's private stock, ends up on the shelves. Ask, we prolly got it or can make it.}

Coffee
_{Fresh ground and piping hot. Can be served black like Sinnria's soul or with cream and sugar. We assume no liability for cravings of flesh.}


Hot Chocolate
_{A blend of chocolate and heated milk. Make sure you clarify you want it sweet, we don't really know what sugar is. Now creamier than Xyr in a room full of FemRoe's.}


Thavnarian Chai
_{Desi's personal favorite non-alcoholic drink. Heavy spiced tea from Thavnair brewed with milk and topped with Cinnamon and Peppermint.}

Honk Juice
_{A tangy citrus blend, approved by Honksworth, and loved by gremlins everywhere.}



Ishgardian Tea
_{Sinnria's favorite drink made by slow boiling tea leaves in yak milk. Guranteed to cause no Halonic guilt.}



The Lean
_{If you know about the lean, then you know about the lean. Prevents scurvy.}

Cheeseborgir
_{Butterbeef, cooked in butter, with buttered buns, and covered in cheese and a rum sauce. Yea.....yeaaaaaaa.}



Tacos Al Pastor
_{Marinated alpaca meat for a long period of time in a spicy crimson sauce, cooked and placed in a flour tortilla with chunks of pineapple and onion and a dash of lemon. Sinnria lived off these during their recent trip to Tural.}

Pancakes
_{Just like your Ma used to make! If your Ma was from Mhach and didn't believe in cholesterol. Smothered in enough butter and syrup grease a pig...and your insides.}


Tacos de Carne Asada
_{Rroneek! Properly charred and grilled down into strips, dropped into a flour tortilla with onion, garlic, and an absurd amount of spices and heat! Also good over fries and smothered in salsa with sour cream! Desi's personal favorite - she will even provide the hot sauce!}

Chocolate Cake
_{Light and flaky with a thick, very rich, fudge icing on top. Sounds dreadful. Don't be offended if either of us wear masks while delivering it.}

Tart Turali Tart
_{THEY MAKE NON-SWEET DESSERTS?! A match made in heaven with various Turali fruits baked into a delicious flaky crust!}